Dear Landlord,
I must inform you
about my food allergies. Since living in my OVO suite you have left me a good supply
of dry food, and as a treat you fed me carrots and spinach, which are good. Yet
there are some foods that might make me ill or even poison me so I thought I’d
write you this letter to inform you.
List of treats:
Acorns, apples, bananas, broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, celery, cheese, cold
toast, cucumber, dandelions, dog biscuits, grapes, hard-boiled eggs, peas,
potatoes, spinach, turnips, watercress, and zucchini.
Acorns, apples, bananas, broccoli, carrots, cauliflower, celery, cheese, cold
toast, cucumber, dandelions, dog biscuits, grapes, hard-boiled eggs, peas,
potatoes, spinach, turnips, watercress, and zucchini.
List of poisons:
Chocolate, iceberg lettuce, raw beans, kidney beans, onions, rhubarb, tomato
seeds.
Chocolate, iceberg lettuce, raw beans, kidney beans, onions, rhubarb, tomato
seeds.
Needless to say you must clean my home every 3-4 days but don’t disturb my food stash unless it’s ruined. Please leave the litter that is in good condition, no need to waste!
My water should get changed too, so that its fresh.
Please keep remember I
do not wish to be disturbed until sunset.
My water should get changed too, so that its fresh.
Please keep remember I
do not wish to be disturbed until sunset.
Sincerely,
Zsa-Zsa
Zsa-Zsa
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